A: Rain
Q: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m
short when I’m old. What am I?
A: A candle
A: A candle
Q: Mary’s father has 5 daughters –
Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
A: If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!
A: If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!
Q: How can a pants pocket be empty
and still have something in it?
A: It can have a hole in it.
A: It can have a hole in it.
Q: In a one-story pink house, there
was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a
pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!
What color were the stairs?
A: There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house!
What color were the stairs?
A: There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house!
Q: A dad and his son were riding
their bikes and crashed. Two ambulances came and took them to different
hospitals. The man’s son was in the operating room and the doctor said, “I
can’t operate on you. You’re my son.”
How is that possible?
A: The doctor is his mom!
How is that possible?
A: The doctor is his mom!
Q: What goes up when rain comes
down?
A: An umbrella!
A: An umbrella!
Q: What is the longest word in the
dictionary?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between each ‘s’
Q: Throw away the outside and cook
the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
A: Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.
A: Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.
Q: What word becomes shorter when
you add two letters to it?
A: Short
A: Short
Q: What travels around the world but
stays in one spot?
A: A stamp!
A: A stamp!
Q: What occurs once in a minute,
twice in a moment and never in one thousand years?
A: The letter M
A: The letter M
Q: What has 4 eyes but can’t see?
A: Mississippi
A: Mississippi
Q: If I have it, I don’t share it.
If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
A: A Secret.
A: A Secret.
Q: Take away my first letter, and I
still sound the same. Take away my last letter, I still sound the same. Even
take away my letter in the middle, I will still sound the same. I am a five
letter word. What am I?
A: EMPTY
A: EMPTY
Q: What has hands but can not clap?
A: A clock
A: A clock
Q: What can you catch but not throw?
A: A cold.
A: A cold.
Q: A house has 4 walls. All of the
walls are facing south, and a bear is circling the house. What color is the
bear?
A: The house is on the north pole, so the bear is white.
A: The house is on the north pole, so the bear is white.
Q: What is at the end of a rainbow?
A: The letter W!
A: The letter W!
Q: What is as light as a feather,
but even the world’s strongest man couldn’t hold it for more than a minute?
A: His breath!
A: His breath!
Q: What starts with the letter “t”,
is filled with “t” and ends in “t”?
A: A teapot!
A: A teapot!
Q: What is so delicate that saying
its name breaks it?
A: Silence.
A: Silence.
Q: You walk into a room with a
match, a karosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. Which do you light first?
A: The match.
A: The match.
Q: A man was driving his truck. His
lights were not on. The moon was not out. Up ahead, a woman was crossing the
street. How did he see her?
A: It was a bright and sunny day!
A: It was a bright and sunny day!
Q: What kind of tree can you carry
in your hand?
A: A palm!
A: A palm!
Q: If an electric train is traveling south, which way is the smoke going?
A: There is no smoke, it’s an electric train!
A: There is no smoke, it’s an electric train!
Q: You draw a line. Without touching
it, how do you make the line longer?
A: You draw a shorter line next to it, and it becomes the longer line.
A: You draw a shorter line next to it, and it becomes the longer line.
Q: What has one eye but cannot see?
A: A needle
A: A needle
Q: A man leaves home and turns left
three times, only to return home facing two men wearing masks. Who are those
two men?
A: A Catcher and Umpire.
A: A Catcher and Umpire.
Q: Which weighs more, a pound of
feathers or a pound of bricks?
A: Neither, they both weigh one pound!
A: Neither, they both weigh one pound!
Q: How many months have 28 days?
A: All 12 months!
A: All 12 months!
Q: A frog jumped into a pot of cream
and started treading. He soon felt something solid under his feet and was able
to hop out of the pot. What did the frog feel under his feet?
A: The frog felt butter under his feet, because he churned the cream and made butter.
A: The frog felt butter under his feet, because he churned the cream and made butter.
Q: A horse is on a 24 foot chain and
wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
A: The chain is not attached to anything.
A: The chain is not attached to anything.
Q: If a blue house is made out of
blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is
made out of pink bricks, what is a green house made of?
A: Glass
A: Glass
Q: What goes up a chimney down but
can’t come down a chimney up?
A: an umberella
A: an umberella
Q: We see it once in a year, twice
in a week, and never in a day. What is it?
A: The letter “E”
A: The letter “E”
Q: Mr. Blue lives in the blue house,
Mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and Mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who
lives in the white house?
A: The president!
A: The president!
Q: They come out at night without
being called, and are lost in the day without being stolen. What are they?
A: Stars!
A: Stars!
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